i wanna intimidate you
Text her after she falls asleep and describe in large detail everything that you adore about her. She’ll wake up with a smile on her face.
what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.